Monday, March 17, 2008

Funny forward email-The Ant & the Grasshopper

Older Version story

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its houseand laying up supplies for the winter.The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & playsthe summer away.Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no foodor shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Modern Version story

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its houseand laying up supplies for the winter.The Grasshopper thinks the Ant ' s a fool and laughs & dances & playsthe summer away.Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference anddemands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fedwhile others are cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 show up to ! provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with atable filled with food.The majority of the Malaysian Parliament stunned by the sharp contrast.How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so?Khairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s house .

Nazri goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding thatGrasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.MOst of the related people criticizes the Malaysia Government for notupholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.The local news paper & the Internet is flooded with online petitionsseeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven andEverlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God fornon-compliance) .

Deputy minister immediately passes a law preventing Ants from workinghard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Antsand Grasshoppers.Hishammudin makes 'More Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers inEducational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant; fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing and havingnothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated bythe Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremonycovered by maju ---------.

Prime Minister announces to the whole Malaysia that this is part ofthe NEP and all have to respect, no question ask and have to followit.Many years laterThe Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservationsomewhere in Malaysiabecause of loosing lot of hard working

Ants and feeding theGrasshoppers, Malaysia is still a developing country!!!All bcos the ANTS are still doing their work.............................

Do you get something from this? Hehe :P

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